Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.
"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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"You're not paying very much attention to the restraining order."
"I want to report a stalker."
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". . . And this is my stalker, Kevin."
At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.
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"I've been stalking actors, but eventually I'd like to stalk a director."
Someone is Out There Watching.
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". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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"Don't turn around. It's that cart you abandoned, again."
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Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
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"I'm warning you- I'm going to call the police if you don't stop touching base with me."
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"It is too a period of recovery."
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"I'm old-fashioned-I like to stalk in person."
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"Stalking is now a felony in this state, Miriam."
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"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"
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"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."
"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."
"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
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