Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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"You're not paying very much attention to the restraining order."
"I want to report a stalker."
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". . . And this is my stalker, Kevin."
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.
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Someone is Out There Watching.
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"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."
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". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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"Are they still following us?"
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Too Little, Too Late
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Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
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"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."
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"Is there a better number I can stalk you on?"
"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."
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"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
"I'm warning you- I'm going to call the police if you don't stop touching base with me."
"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."
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