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Standards Cartoons
Standards cartoon 1 of 42
"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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lucian freud, body image, famous artwork, famous artworks, famous art, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, impossible standards, body conscious, fat, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, beauty, standards, high standards, perceptions of beauty, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, standards of beauty, high standards, artist model, artist modelsStandards cartoon 2 of 42
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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wildlife, animal, animals, cosmetic, cosmetic surgery, surgery, nose job, nose, noses, plastic surgery, cosmetically, cosmetics, surgery, surgeon, surreal, horrifying, strange, imagery, strange imagery, elephant, elephants, trunk, trunks, kid, kids, story, stories, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, face, faces, rhinoplasty, doctor, doctors, modern, modern life, modern world, beautiful, standards, standardStandards cartoon 3 of 42
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, book, books, shakespeare, shakespearean, william shakespeare, bestseller list, standards, falling standards, party, parties, cocktail part, cocktail parties, macbeth, quote, quotes, famous quote, famous quotes, review, reviews, book review, book reviews, reviewer, reviewersStandards cartoon 4 of 42
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light heartedStandards cartoon 5 of 42
"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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family, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, boyfriend, date, dating, dates, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, expectations, standards, high standards, high expectations, accepting, double edge, double edged, sword, double edged sword, jealous, jealousy, partner, partners, inadequate, inadequacy, feelings of inadequacyStandards cartoon 6 of 42
"Excellent, but not fit for a king."
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wine, wines, tasting, snobby, snobbery, pretentious, wine snob, fit for a king, compliment, cliche, drink, drinks, royalty, cliche, cliches, royals, kings, monarchy, monarch, servant, standards, standard, high standards, tastes, wine tasting, wine tasters, wine taster, tastes, tasting, tasteStandards cartoon 7 of 42
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
Standards cartoon 8 of 42
"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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women, women's group, mothers, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, baking, bake, bakes, bake sale, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, raise the bar, standard, standards, charity, fundraiser, community, communitiesStandards cartoon 9 of 42
"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."
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apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, flat, flats, tower block, tower blocks, tacky, tackiness, standards, high standards, upper class, upper classes, stand out, stands out, standing out, individual, individuals, individuality, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, rebel, rebels, home, homes, homey, decoration, decorations, home decor, co-op, co-ops, cooperative, cooperatives, housing cooperative, housing cooperatives, strict, strict rulesStandards cartoon 10 of 42
Standard Shift
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standard, standards, song, songs, driving song, driving songs, driving music, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, shift, shifts, gear shift, gear shifts, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, radio, driving music, classic, classic rock, punk rock, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parentsStandards cartoon 11 of 42
The Gramma Awards
Standards cartoon 12 of 42
"This may not be Downton Abbey, but I do prefer when you dress for dinner."
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dinner, dinner time, dinner times, standards, falling standards, edwardian, edwardians, stately home, stately homes, upper class, upper classes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabout, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wivesStandards cartoon 13 of 42
"Let's cut to the chase, baby. Is the egg salad fresh?"
Standards cartoon 14 of 42
"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."
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movie, movies, film, films, trailer, trailers, teaser trailer, teaser trailers, teaser, teasers, hollywood, la, l a, los angeles, movie industry, film industry, expectations, expectation, live up to, hype, hyped, overhyped, over-hyped, over hyped, disappoint, disappointing, disappoints, disappointed, disappointingly, standards, standard, pop culture, cultureStandards cartoon 15 of 42
"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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married, married life, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, women, body image, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, advertisement, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, impossible, standard, standards, advertisements, unlikely, hair, hair care, long hair, growth, growing, beauty, beautiful, product, products, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, commercial, commercials, consumer, consumerism, televisions, television, tv, t v, t.v., t.vStandards cartoon 16 of 42
"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, mark, marks, grade, grades, report card, report cards, report, reports, math, maths, mathematics, test, tests, testing, academic, academics, academic standing, academics standings, international, foreign, comparison, comparisons, compare, comparing, rank, ranks, ranking, score, scores, elementary, primary, intelligence, standard, standards, curriculum, curricula, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, country, countries, modern lifeStandards cartoon 17 of 42
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
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play, plays, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, cynic, cynics, cynical, downer, downers, depressed, depressing, depression, hard to please, difficult to please, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, picky, pickiness, high standards, standard, standards, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguingStandards cartoon 18 of 42
"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."
Standards cartoon 19 of 42
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
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nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd imageStandards cartoon 20 of 42
"When I was seventeen..."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, song, songs, jazz, jazz music, jazz musician, jazz musicians, classic, classics, standard, standards, cicada, cicadas, hatch, hatches, hatching, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, magicicada, periodical cicada, periodical cicadas, biology, biologist, biologists, singer, singers, singing, vocalist, vocalistsStandards cartoon 21 of 42
"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."
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grand jury, grand juries, court, courts, in court, court of law, courts of law, dress code, dress codes, suit, suits, smart clothes, smart clothing, jury, juries, juror, jurors, shirt, shirts, white shirt, white shirts, standards, appearance, appearances, legal proceedings, legal system, the legal system, criminal charges, accused, the accusedStandards cartoon 22 of 42
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
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cooking, cookery, cook, cooks, cooked, homecook, home cook, homecooked, home cooked, home cooking, homecooking, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, spice, spices, prefere, preference, preference, passremarkable, passing remarks, remark, remarked, complain, complaint, beggars can't be choosers, cumin, cookbook, cookbooks, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food bloggers, chef, chefs, standard, standards, high standards, expectation, what do you expectStandards cartoon 23 of 42
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
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present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, storeStandards cartoon 24 of 42
Children Swearing: Then vs Now
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swear, swearing, swears, swore, curse, cursed, cursing, cuss, explicit, explicitly, discipline, disciplines, punishments, punishing, encourage, encouraging, times, changing times, parenting, parents, parent, mother, mum, mom, mums, mothers, moms, father, fathers, dad, dads, language, bad language, entertainment, tv, telly, television, televisions, show, film, films, standards, families, back in my day, slipping, standards slippingStandards cartoon 25 of 42
"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."
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family, family scene, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, openly gay, first, expectations, standards, high standards, high expectations, accepting, double edge, double edged, sword, double edged swordMore cartoons with the keyword 'standards'