Standards Cartoons

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32265
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2020x1654 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, tasting, snobby, snobbery, pretentious, wine snob, fit for a king, compliment, cliche, drink, drinks, royalty, cliche, cliches, royals, kings, monarchy, monarch, servant, standards, standard, high standards, tastes, wine tasting, wine tasters, wine taster, tastes, tasting, taste

"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40816
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2049x1889 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted

Children Swearing: Then vs Now

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC39519
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3180x2178 pixels (unwatermarked)
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swear, swearing, swears, swore, curse, cursed, cursing, cuss, obscene, explicit, explicitly, discipline, disciplines, punishment, punishments, punishing, encourage, encouraging, times, changing times, parenting, parents, parent, mother, mum, mom, mums, mothers, moms, father, fathers, dad, dads, language, bad language, entertainment, tv, telly, television, televisions, show, film, films, standards, families, back in my day, slipping, standards slipping

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123429
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3429x3737 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, store

Mr. Clean Enough

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141710
High Res:
4484x5775 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC38073
High Res:
1954x1788 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
traditional, traditionalist, traditionalists, traditional values, values, conservative, social conservative, social conservatives, socially conservative, gated community, gated communities, moral, morals, standard, standards, community standards, enforcement, social more, social mores, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobbery

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC32621
High Res:
2032x1421 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC131282
High Res:
4625x3439 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
movie, movies, film, films, trailer, trailers, teaser trailer, teaser trailers, teaser, teasers, hollywood, la, l a, los angeles, movie industry, film industry, expectations, expectation, live up to, hype, hyped, overhyped, over-hyped, over hyped, disappoint, disappointing, disappoints, disappointed, disappointingly, standards, standard, pop culture, culture

"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC135366
High Res:
2993x2857 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, family scene, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, gay, gay marriage, homosexuality, sexuality, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, openly gay, first, expectations, standards, high standards, high expectations, accepting, double edge, double edged, sword, double edged sword

"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC141180
High Res:
3088x3040 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lucian freud, body image, famous artwork, famous artworks, famous art, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, impossible standards, body conscious, fat, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, beauty, standards, high standards, perceptions of beauty, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, standards of beauty, high standards, artist model, artist models

"When I was seventeen..."

Artist:
Fleishman, Seth
Search ID:
EQ100348
High Res:
6600x5100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, song, songs, jazz, jazz music, jazz musician, jazz musicians, classic, classics, standard, standards, cicada, cicadas, hatch, hatches, hatching, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, magicicada, periodical cicada, periodical cicadas, biology, biologist, biologists, singer, singers, singing, vocalist, vocalists

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC124463
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3382x3930 pixels (unwatermarked)
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late for work, professionalism, unprofessional, work clothes, work clothing, business clothes, business clothing, standards, late, delayed, inappropriate, awkward, awkward situation, awkward situations, priorities, wrong priorities, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, suit, suits

Standard Shift

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC29891
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2140x1719 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
standard, standards, song, songs, driving song, driving songs, driving music, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, shift, shifts, gear shift, gear shifts, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, radio, driving music, classic, classic rock, punk rock, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC138556
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3006x2533 pixels (unwatermarked)
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women, women's group, mothers, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, baking, bake, bakes, bake sale, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, raise the bar, standard, standards, charity, fundraiser, community, communities

Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball

Artist:
Chatfield, Jason
Search ID:
CX300068
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4252x4724 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
design, product, product design, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, pared down, pared, pared back, change, changes, redesign, redesigns, classic, classics, bowling ball, simple, simplicity, effective, effective design, design standards, standards, visual gag, visual gags, reduce, reduced, reduction, reductionist, reductive

"Tut, Tut, Tutsie, goodbye...!"

Artist:
Wilson, Rowland B.
Search ID:
PB400678
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2228x3184 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jazz, jazz song, jazz songs, toot, tootsie, standard, standards, jazz standard, jazz standards, jazz singer, al jolson, king tut, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302898
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grand jury, grand juries, court, courts, in court, court of law, courts of law, dress code, dress codes, suit, suits, smart clothes, smart clothing, jury, juries, juror, jurors, shirt, shirts, white shirt, white shirts, standards, appearance, appearances, legal proceedings, legal system, the legal system, criminal charges, accused, the accused

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC37053
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2761x2272 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, book, books, shakespeare, shakespearean, william shakespeare, bestseller list, standards, falling standards, party, parties, cocktail part, cocktail parties, macbeth, quote, quotes, famous quote, famous quotes, review, reviews, book review, book reviews, reviewer, reviewers

"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC67771
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2000x1953 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ethics, ethic, ethical, white collar crime, white collar criminals, crime, crimes, criminals, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisoners, prisoner, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, incarceration, incarcerated, standards, standard, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, moral, morals, morality, virtue, virtuous, virtues, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, convicted

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC39951
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3133x3853 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, flat, flats, tower block, tower blocks, tacky, tackiness, standards, high standards, upper class, upper classes, stand out, stands out, standing out, individual, individuals, individuality, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, rebel, rebels, home, homes, homey, decoration, decorations, home decor, co-op, co-ops, cooperative, cooperatives, housing cooperative, housing cooperatives, strict, strict rules

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
NL700251
High Res:
1717x1491 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ballin' the jack, standard, standards, tin pan alley, directions, ask directions, asking directions, lyrics, song lyrics, lost, musical, musicals, song, songs

"Let's cut to the chase, baby. Is the egg salad fresh?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC34273
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2244x2000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
customer, customers, bad customer, bad customers, to the point, cut to the chase, eating out, dining out, egg salad, impatient, impatience, rude customer, rude customers, fussy, fussiness, standards, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, waitstaff, waiting staff, food order, food orders

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301177
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
anger, angry, fed up, annoyed, low standards, high standards, industry standards, industry, industries, standards, personal standards, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302596
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airhead, airheads, dumb, idiot, idiots, stupid, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, women, woman, men, man, ego, big ego, big head, big headed, bitter, dating, modern life, standards

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC144556
High Res:
3099x3726 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, standards, maintaining standards, keeping up with the jones, keeping up with the neighbors, keeping up with the neighbours, behind the times, out of date, out of touch, evolution, changing times, modern technology, modern technologies, modern tech, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man