"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
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stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategiesOur Yuppie Dad
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yuppie, yuppies, upper class, upper classes, middle class, middle classes, suspenders, orion, orion's belt, orions belt, fashion choice, fashion choices, star, stars, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, affluent, affluence"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."
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stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stars, the stars, cliche, cliches, arrogant, arrogance, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, promotion, promotions"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."
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astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, stargazing, greek astronomy, historical figure, historical figures, guy thing, sexism, sexist, sexists, prejudice, prejudiced, prejudices, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, gender politics, battle of the sexes, history of sexism"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
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mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, alibis, alibi, alias, aliases, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, star, stars, constellation, constellations, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, organized crime, organised crime, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, scorpion, nickname, nicknames"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
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gender issues, gender inequality, gender portrayal, sexism, gender, misogyny, diversity, representation, female representation, stargazing, stargazer, star gazers, stargazers, star gazing, star gazer, night sky, the night sky, stars, the stars, constellation, constellations, the constellations, over-think, over-thinking, overthink, overthinking, unequal treatment, media portrayal, film industry, the film industry, movie industry, female empowerment"I just discovered another starbucks."
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coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
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city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, modern life, modern times, pollution, light pollution, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, constellation, constellations, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, know it all, know it alls, know-it-all, know-it-alls, alien, aliens, alien, country life"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."
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stargaze, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, dream, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, star, stars, the stars, discomfort, first world problems, first world problems, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, eye level, horizon, scientific development, scientific developments, technological development, technological developmentsMan at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
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astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
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astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
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