Stargazer Cartoons

"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"

Our Yuppie Dad

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."

"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"I just discovered another starbucks."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Cola Observatory

"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Space: A Venn Diagram

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."