"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire"Nice buns."
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butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathers"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
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light beer, light beers, beer, beers, navel gaze, navel gazes, navel gazing, belly button, belly bottons, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, order, orders, ordering, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, distracting, distraction, distractions, bare skin, scantily clad, midriff, midriffs, freudian slip, freudian slips, stare, stares, staring, leer, leers, leering"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
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gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepyA house haunts a man.
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monster, monsters, haunted house, haunted houses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, house, houses, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, real estate, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, scare, scares, scaring, stare, stares, staring, hard stare, hard stares, henpecked, henpecked husband, henpeck, husband, husbands, wife, wives, domestic abuse, domestic violence, controlling behaviour, controlling behavior, smothering wife, smothering wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, relationship problems, controlling relationship, abusive relationship, abusive relationshipsThe Bisque Narcissus.
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myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology, reflection, reflections, narcissus, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, love, self-centered, self-centred, vain, staring, gazing, food, soup, soups, bisqueTwo entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."
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gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, working out, sit, sitting, stare, staring, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, bored, boredom, good intentions, lazy, laziness, procrastination, going to the gym, modern life"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."
"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, ogle, ogling, staring, eyebrow, eyebrows, obvious, attraction, beauty, attractive, attracted, gawk, gawking, men, man, lower, infidelityPassengers checking for their train
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train, trains, platform, platforms, station, stations, subway, subways, metro, underground, tube, waiting, wait, commuting, commuter, commuters, patience, staring, tunnel, tunnels, impatient, opposite, direction, directions, looking, passenger, passengers, city, cities, urban, transportation, public transportation"Hey, come over here-that little Dutch kid is back."
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great wall, great wall of china, dutch boy, dutch boys, little dutch boy, little dutch boys, hero, heroes, heroic, china, chinese, qing dynasty, dike, dikes, finger in the dike, fingers in the dike, stem the tide, stems the tide, stemming the tide, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, myth, myths, mythological hero, mythological heroes, gawk, gawks, gawking, stare, stares, staringPULL CORD IN CASE OF SUDDEN AWARENESS THAT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU IS FACING YOU
"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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flirt, flirts, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, harass, harasses, harassing, gait, gaits, walk, walks, walking, porch, porches, hit on, hits on, hitting on, passerby, passers-by, people-watching, spy, spies, spying, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, stare, stares, staring, unwanted attention, unwelcome attention"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."
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art, artist, artists, monet, monet painting, water lily, lily, water lily pond, pond, frog, frogs, frog lovers, frog lover, date, dates, public displays of affection, pda, pdas, staring, stare, stares, paint a picture, memory, memories, saving memories, last, last longer, privacy, invasions of privacyA woman passes by a man who's looking a modern painting of a face; as the woman passes, the man's eyes change into the ones from the painting.
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art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern art, ogling, staring, eye, eyes, face, faces, following, man, men"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
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roving eye, roving eyes, stare, stares, staring, ogle, ogles, ogling, eye, eyes, wandering eye, wandering eyes, add, attention deficit disorder, adhd, beauty, beautiful, beautiful woman, beautiful women, insulting, couple, couples, spat, spats, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, hurtful, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, accusing, glare, glares, glaring, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship trouble, relationship troubles"Sam is very focussed."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, fur kids, fur children, fur baby, fur babies, focus, focusing, focused, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mouse hole, mouse holes, stare, staring, wait, waiting, proud parent, proud parents, family, families"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."
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kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, crawling, stare, staring, crazy, stuck, trapped, cabin fever, mental health, leg, legs, four walls, interior, interiors, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."
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eye contact, staring, stare, staring contest, staring contests, manners, impolite, advice, interview advice, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewed, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, job, jobs, job market, unemployed, unemployment, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, workshop, job placement