"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"
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"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."
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"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."
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"I don't see myself bringing children into a world where I can't get a date."
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"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."
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"I think we're ready for a tree."
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"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."
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"I'm thinking about having a child."
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