"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
Tags:menorah, menorahs, hanukkah, chanukah, judiasm, religion, religions, religious tradition, religious traditions, festival of lights, holiday, holidays, venture capital, capital, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, venture capitalists, miracle, miracles, miraculous, finance, finances, financial, investment, investing, small business, small businesses, financial incubator, financial incubators, silicon valley, internet startup, internet startups, new business, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, cfo, c.f.o, shpasik, jtoons
"It has yet to turn a profit."
Tags:god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointed
"Pompeii wasn't built in a day, either, but it was destroyed in one fell swoop."
Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
Tags:dime, spare a dime, change, spare change, begging, begs, panhandling, panhandle, panhandles, spare, donating, donates, give money, giving money, give money, donate, donation, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, website, websites, obsession, trend, trendy, fashionable, obsessed, begged, marketing, advertising, digital, dot com, dot coms, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, start-up, start-ups, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
Tags:wine, winery, wineries, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, businessman, businessmen, startup, startups, starting up, business culture, business world, world of business, corporate culture, observant, telltale sign, telltale signs, vineyard, vineyards, wine business, wine businesses, liquor, liquor sales, giveaway, giveaways, obvious, observe, observes, observing
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
Tags:business, small business, small businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, founder, founders, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, selling, sales, drink, drinks, first job, first jobs, starting early, starting small, kid, kids, child, children, modern life
The bastard only funded my Kickstarter at the T-shirt level."
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, marketing, brand, brands branding, personal brand, personal brands, millennial, millennials, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing team, marketing teams, marketing expert, marketing experts, big business, big businesses, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups
A panhandler holds a sign that reads "Followed my bliss".
Tags:homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, living on the streets, hobo, hobos, street person, street people, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, sign, signs, follow your dreams, follow your bliss, follow your passion, happiness, bliss, life, philosophy, passion, millennial, millennials, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, small business, small businesses, failure, failed, bankrupt, bankruptcy, modern life, catchphrase, catchphrases, wordplay, word play
"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
Tags:app, apps, application, applications, program, programme, programming, programs, programmes, code, coding, codes, tech, technology, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cell phone, cellphones, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, software, softwares, obsolete, redundant, bot, bots, meta, automation, automated, fired, fire, techy, techie, programmer, silicon valley, upstarts, startup, startups
"To Ello, or not to Ello, that is the...wait, what the hell is this thing anyway?"
"Seven companies in three years."
"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"
Tags:company, companies, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, founder, founders, racetrack, racetracks, race, races, racing, racer, racers, silicon valley, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, racetrack, racetracks, office drone, office crones, office worker, office workers
"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."
Tags:ipo, i.p.o., initial public offering, initial public offerings, businessmen, businessman, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, success, success story, success stories, business venture, business ventures, independence, growing up, moving out, living with your parents, property ladder, housing ladder, housing market, property market
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
Tags:sexist, gamer, gamers, gaming, tech company, tech companies, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, silicon valley, women in the workplace, geek, geeks, geeky, male-dominated, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, feminist, feminists, feminism, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, positive discrimination, affirmative action, hire, hires, new hire, bro, bros, tech bro, tech bros, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination
6 Brothers Falafel
Tags:burger, burgers, burger stand, burger stands, falafel, falafel wrap, falafel wraps, falafel sandwich, falafel sandwiches, startup, startup, starting up, street vendor, street vendors, ripoff, ripoffs, knockoff, knockoffs, rip off, rip offs, knock off, knock offs, copycat, copycats, middle eastern, middle east, mideast, mid-east, halal, halal cart, halal carts, street cart, street carts
A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".
Tags:coming home, returning home, family, families, microbrewery, microbreweries, trend, trends, trendy, brewery, brewery, beer, beers, craft beer, mailbox, mailboxes, postbox, postboxes, small business, small businesses, working from home, home business, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups
"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."
Tags:internet, business, money, feces, toilets, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, paradigm, paradigms, app, apps, killer app, killer apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, solid waste, waste disposal, impractical, impracticality, brave new world, mankoff
"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."
Tags:startup, startups, venture capitalist, venture capitalists, venture capital, small business, small businesses, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, business opportunity, innovation, innovations, paradigm, paradigms, new business, new businesses, get off the ground, getting off the ground, dot com, dot coms, silicon valley, business world, corporate culture, working world
"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"
Tags:social media, social media platform, social media platforms, social networking, ephemeral, therapist, therapy, tech, tech company, tech companies, app, apps, application, applications, future, futures, profit, profits, media company, media companies, prediction, predict, predicts, predicting, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups
"You know, I just realized what's so great about money - there's no need to monetize it."
Tags:money, monetize, business, start-up, start-ups, startup, startups, small business, small business owner, small business owners, capital, start a business, starting a business, money, liquid, liquidity, asset, assets, financial asset, financial assets, cash, bank account, bank accounts, savings account, savings accounts, mankoff
"Welcome to the startup. Here's your official beanie."
Tags:entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, startup, startups, start up, start ups, start-up, start-ups, business venture, business ventures, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, beanie, beanies, new job, new jobs, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, innovating, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes
"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."
Tags:internet, net, web, startup, startups, start up, start ups, tech startup, tech startups, tech company, tech companies, new tech, social media, online shopping, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wealth, wealth inequality, economic inequality, structural inequality, structural inequalities, modern life, millennial, millennials
"We've invested too much in this whole thing to just go back to laying around on the rocks all day."