"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs
Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, park, parks, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, feeding, soup kitchen, soup kitchens, line, lines, queue, queues, charity, donation, donations, donor, donors, food bank, food banks, soup line, soup lines, hunger, hungry, starvation, homeless, homelessness, tray, trays, volunteer, volunteers, helper, helpers
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
A couple eat from a bird feeder.
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
"If I can crawl, you can circle."
Tags:vulture, bird of prey, vultures, bird of prey, lazy, laziness, inconsiderate, desert, desserts, circling vultures, scavenging, scavengers, scavenging birds of prey, condor, condors, apathetic, apathy, cutting corners, dehydration, dehydrated, lost in the desert, exhausted, exhaustion, crawl, crawling, lost, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, conserving energy, conserve energy, survival, survival techniques, carcass, carcass scavengers, decay, decaying, near death, starving, starvation, waiting for death, carrion, carrion eaters, carrion scavengers, circling, circling birds of prey
People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, shopping cart, shopping carts, trolley, trolleys, cart, carts, horn of plenty, cornucopia, cornucopias, hunger, starvation
Expensive Bird Feeder
Tags:capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bird feeder, birdfeeder, bird-feeder, bird feeders, birdfeeders, bird-feeders, wild bird feeder, birds, bird, wild bird, wild birds, aves, consumerism, consumer, consumers, trick, trickery, captive audience, money slot, coin slots, money slots, coin slot, animal, animals, nature, wildlife, greed, greedy, selfish, mean, coin, coins, poor, penniless, hungry, hungry, impoverished, poverty, starving, starvation, food bank, food banks, foodbank, foodbanks, basic right, basic rights, uncharitable, miserly, unkind, inconsiderate, thoughtless
"Well, I'm not going to starve-now who's the crazy cat lady?"
Tags:cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, starve, starves, starving, starvation, eat, eats, eating, revenge, vengeance, insult, insults, insulting, cat person, cat people, cat owner, cat owners, crazy, craziness
"Some poor devils can't make a go of anything."
Tags:homeless, homeless person, homeless people, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, hunger, hungry, indifferent, indifference, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, make a go of it, making a go of it, blame, blames, blaming, bootstraps, conservative, conservatives, conservativism, personal responsibility, uncaring, inconsiderate, poverty, poor person, poor people
Tags:avocado, avocados, hipster, hipsters, avocado toast, millennial, millennials, breakfast, breakfasts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, hunger, hungry, die, dies, dying, die of hunger, dies of hunger, dying of hunger, toast, toasts, desert, deserts, crave, craves, craving, cravings, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, young generation, younger generation
"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
Tags:starve, starves, starving, starvation, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, war, wars, war game, war games, board game, board games, brutal, brutality, reality of war, realities of war, siege, sieges, villager, villagers, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonial, colonial power, colonial powers, realistic, realism, authentic, authenticity, simulate, simulates, simulation, simulating, tortures, strategy game, strategy games
"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."
A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.
"I've eaten everyone else."
"How's the eggplant Parmesan in this place."
"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"
Tags:row, rows, rowing, row boat, row boats, rowing boat, rowing boats, victorian times, victorian, victorians, refreshment, refreshments, malnourished, starve, starves, starving, starvation, protein, protein bar, protein bars, energy drink, energy drinks, snack, snacks, snacking, pay, paying, unaffordable, energise, energising, poor
"I don't tell you how to gather."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, primitive, dad, dads, father, fathers, family, families, children, kid, kids, cook, cooks, cooking, meat, joint, joints, leg, legs, gather, gathering, food gathering, forage, foraging, hunt, hunts, hunting, teach, not teaching, survival, instinct, survival instinct, learn, learns, learning, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, starvation, survival of the fittest
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, park bench, park benches, graph, graphs, donation, donations, crumb, crumbs, bread crumb, bread crumbs, lockdown, lockdowns, evidence, evidence based, feed, feeds, feeding, starve, starves, starving, starvation, meeting, meetings, review, reviews, scum