"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious
"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
Tags:water, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydrate, lost, desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, pie, pies, dessert, desserts, greed, greedy, greediness, nosh, noshes, noshing, snack, snacks, snacking, nibble, nibbles, nibbling, pudding, puddings, pud, puds, sweet tooth, entitled, entitlement, sense of entitlement
"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
Tags:desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parenting
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs
"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, sick, sickness, ill, illness, medical, medicine, fever, fevers, starve, starving, feed a cold, starve a fever, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, myth, myths, feed, feeding, feeding the cat
A couple eat from a bird feeder.
"Well, I'm not going to starve-now who's the crazy cat lady?"
Tags:cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, starve, starves, starving, starvation, eat, eats, eating, revenge, vengeance, insult, insults, insulting, cat person, cat people, cat owner, cat owners, crazy, craziness
"Some poor devils can't make a go of anything."
Tags:homeless, homeless person, homeless people, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, hunger, hungry, indifferent, indifference, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, make a go of it, making a go of it, blame, blames, blaming, bootstraps, conservative, conservatives, conservativism, personal responsibility, uncaring, inconsiderate, poverty, poor person, poor people
Tags:avocado, avocados, hipster, hipsters, avocado toast, millennial, millennials, breakfast, breakfasts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, hunger, hungry, die, dies, dying, die of hunger, dies of hunger, dying of hunger, toast, toasts, desert, deserts, crave, craves, craving, cravings, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, young generation, younger generation
"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
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A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.
"I've eaten everyone else."
"How's the eggplant Parmesan in this place."
"Tell me all about food and sex."
"I just can't do anymore leftovers."
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"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"
Tags:music, musician, musicians, band, bands, bluegrass, bluegrass band, bluegrass bands, country music, working class, working classes, bean, beans, navy beans, navy, the navy, sad, sad song, sad songs, struggle, struggles, struggling, starve, starves, starving, banjo, banjos, violin, violins, guitar, guitars
"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"
Tags:row, rows, rowing, row boat, row boats, rowing boat, rowing boats, victorian times, victorian, victorians, refreshment, refreshments, malnourished, starve, starves, starving, starvation, protein, protein bar, protein bars, energy drink, energy drinks, snack, snacks, snacking, pay, paying, unaffordable, energise, energising, poor
"I don't tell you how to gather."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, primitive, dad, dads, father, fathers, family, families, children, kid, kids, cook, cooks, cooking, meat, joint, joints, leg, legs, gather, gathering, food gathering, forage, foraging, hunt, hunts, hunting, teach, not teaching, survival, instinct, survival instinct, learn, learns, learning, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, starvation, survival of the fittest
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, passenger, passengers, airplane food, aeroplane food, flight, flights, long flight, long flights, bad food, bad foods, bad aeroplane food, bad airplane foods, jet-lag, jet-lagged, starving, starved, starves, starve, hungry, hunger, disgusting food, disgust, disgusted, disgusts, tasteless, bad taste, chef, chefs, cook, cooks
"The best part about being starving artist is that its recession proof."