"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
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"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
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A couple eat from a bird feeder.
"Well, I'm not going to starve-now who's the crazy cat lady?"
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"Some poor devils can't make a go of anything."
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"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
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A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.