"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
Tags:pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious
"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinners
"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
Tags:water, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydrate, lost, desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, pie, pies, dessert, desserts, greed, greedy, greediness, nosh, noshes, noshing, snack, snacks, snacking, nibble, nibbles, nibbling, pudding, puddings, pud, puds, sweet tooth, entitled, entitlement, sense of entitlement
"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
Tags:desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parenting
"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medicine, medical, nurse, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, ill, bed-ridden, sandwich, sandwiches, panini, panini, lunch, lunches, hospital food, food, meal, meals, snack, snacks, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, making food, medical equipment, defibrillator, defibrillators, inappropriate use, alternative use, alternative uses, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, good idea, hungry, starving
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs
"Never hunt when you're hungry."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, b.c.bc, stone age, ice age, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, hunter, hunters, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hungry, hunger, starving, too much, food, meat, eyes are bigger than your stomach, never shop on an empty stomach, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket run, supermarket runs
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."
Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
Tags:desert, deserts, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, thirsty, starving, dying, oasis, mirage, mirages, club, clubs, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, private club, private clubs, exclusive, event, events, private event, private events, closed off, closed to the public, closed, unavailable, bad day, unlucky, bad luck
"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."
"Now I'm starting to get a little hangry."
"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, sick, sickness, ill, illness, medical, medicine, fever, fevers, starve, starving, feed a cold, starve a fever, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, myth, myths, feed, feeding, feeding the cat
"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy, bouncing off the walls, attack, attacking, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, food, cat food, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, herbivore, herbivores, omnivore, omnivores, carnivore, carnivores, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, unnatural, hungry, starving
A couple eat from a bird feeder.
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, lost, stranded, crawling, starving, hungry, dying, thirst, hunger, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, water, danger, dangerous, trouble, problem, problems, bad situation, bad situations
A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, crawling, stranded, lost, dying, starving, thirsty, red carpet, vip, v.i.p., vips, v.i.p.s, very important person, very important people, famous people, famous person, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, route, routes, path, paths, pathway, pathways, walkway, walkways, head of state, heads of state
"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, fish, salmon, salmons, food, farm-raised, meal, meals, meal planning, dinner, dinners, wet, soaking, soaked, starving, hungry, difficult, challenging, hunting, hunter, hunters, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, effort, efforts, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, fresh fish