Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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Rejected State Flowers
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"She's so Jersey."
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"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."
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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
"Perhaps we should provide for the separation of state and entertainment."
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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."
Now Entering China
Iowa: the new fragrance
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"If you ask me, all three of us are in different states of awareness."
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"Now Entering Connecticut - the 'Now Entering Connecticut' state."
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"It's so refreshing to finally have a leader who answers his critics."
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Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area
On The Plus Side.
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"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
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"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"
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"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
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How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places
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Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.
“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
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