Pencil sharpener and tepees.
My Holdings So Far
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"I can tell you're upset."
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"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"The crew is getting restless, captain."
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Big thoughts... Big Pen!
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"If it wasn't for this tiny fence, I'd make a run for it."
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.
The Chrysler Buildinger
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"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."
"Mrs. Stephens, could you please bring me in another pencil? This one is stuck."
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