Status Cartoons

Status Cartoons

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"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

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"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

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"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

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"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

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"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."

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"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

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"This is Dave, my friend plus."

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Entering "So, what are your kids doing?" (formerly Brooklyn)

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For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

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"The prince married the princess, the kingdom got most-favored-nation status, and they lived happily ever after."

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"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

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"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

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Before Facebook: Tonight I'm having pork chops

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"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."

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"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

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"Your kid throws up a lot."

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"My majesty."

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"Sherwood Forest...Robin Hood speaking."

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"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."

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"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."

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"Not bad. Not bad at all."

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"Spoiler alert."

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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Artist: Kovarsky, Anatol   Search ID: CC93136   High Res: 2205x819 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, aquarium, aquariums, animal, animals, pet, pets, fish, tropical fish, school of fish, tank, tanks, fishtank, fishtanks, fish tank, fish tanks, jumping, price, prices, price tag, price tags, different prices, higher price, more expensive, value, worth, self-worth, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, changing sides, switching sides, moving up in the world, social status, social statuses, social mobility, status, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, net worth, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, hierarchy, hierarchies, upper class, wealthy, elite, elites

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"Does this desk make my job look big?"

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