"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Need anything from the bank?"
"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
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3 Guys Stealing
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."
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"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."
Bears Ice Fishing
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"Oh, look, dear—crime's back!"
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"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."
"Eat it fast or the coyotes will get it."
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