"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Need anything from the bank?"
"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
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"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."
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"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."
"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."
"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."
Bears Ice Fishing
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
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"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "
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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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"Oh, look, dear—crime's back!"
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"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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