"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
Tags:office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches
3 Guys Stealing
Tags:moving van, moving vans, moving service, moving services, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, criminal, criminals, logo, logos, calling card, calling cards, couch, couches, furniture, steal, steals, stolen, mover, movers, moving company, moving companies, thief, thieves, thieving, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, forthright, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies
"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."
Tags:yam, yams, sweet potato, sweet potatoes, indian, indians, american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, recipe, recipes, pilgrim, pilgrims, culture, cultures, extinct, extinction, extinctions, genocide, genocides, genocidal, american history, united states history, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, copy, copying, copycat, copycats, copies, copied, steal, stole, stolen, steals, animal, animals, behaviour, behaviours, accuse, accusing, accuses, run, running, mimic, imitate, mimics, immitates, emulate, emulates, emulating, follow, following, follows, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, intellectual property
"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
Tags:rich, riches, incentive, incentives, robin hood, thief, thieves, thieving, merry men, merry man, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, incentive, incentives, tax structure, tax structures, tax burden, tax burdens, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing, help, helps, helping, help the poor, helps the poor, helping the poor, tax incentive, tax incentives, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
Tags:criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity
"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
Tags:black culture, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, african american, african americans, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, steal, steals, stealing, co-opt, co-opts, co-opting, lazy, laziness, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, racial divide, racial division, racial divisions, cool, coolness
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, opportunity, opportunities, business opportunity, business opportunities, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, self-serving, altruism, altruist, altruists, consumerism, consumerist, material goods, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, burgled
"Damn, Rocky, you don't make it easy."
"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."
Tags:crack up, cracks up, cracking up, safe, safes, safe cracker, safe crackers, divorce, divorces, divorces, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, stolen goods, wife, wives, dumped, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up
"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, rob, robs, robbing, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, robin hood, liberate, liberates, liberating, justify, justifies, justification, justifications, big bank, too big to fail, tbtf, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, criminal, criminals, criminality
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.
Tags:bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding, wedding day, wedding days, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, cut the cake, cutting the cake, knife, knives, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick-ups, rob, robs, robbery, robberies, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, convict, convicts
Coat check and wallet check.
Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.
Tags:pitch, pitches, story, stories, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, tedious, publisher, publishers, publishing, book, books, written, bad idea, bad ideas, steal, steals, stealing, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, dream job, dream jobs, professional writer, plagiarist, plagiarists, plagiarism
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
Tags:gentrify, gentrifies, gentrification, stall, stalls, stalling, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, race, racial division, racial divisions, crimes, crime wave, crime waves, crime rate, crime rates, yuppie, yuppies, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, gullible, gullibility, steal, steals, stealing, racial divide, racial divides
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
Tags:criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights
Bank robbers find bags of dollar signs.
Tags:dollar, dollars, dollar sign, dollar signs, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, disappointment, disappointments, symbol, symbols, moneybag, moneybags, money bag, money bags, bag, bags, mislead, misleads, misleading
"Beware of the Rack Rats"
Tags:pack rat, pack rats, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, theft, thefts, rack rat, rack rats, fashion rack, fashion racks, fashionista, fashionistas, come around, comes around, coming around, knockout, knockouts, knock out, knock outs, knocked out, unconscious, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity