"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
Welcome to Hollywood
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Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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Island of Lost Guys.
"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, long john silver, treasure island, literature, robert louis stevenson, book, books, fictional character, fictional characters, arr, math, maths, mathematics, area of a circle, pi, π, r, radius, area, circle, circles, equation, equations, formula, formulas, wordplay, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, math teacher, math teachers, math class, math classes
"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
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"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."
"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."
Tags:woman, women, females, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, bad driver, bad drivers, female driver, female drivers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, role, roles, stereotype, stereotypes
"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"
Tags:firemen, fireman, doctor, doctors, married life, married couple, engagement, engagements, proposal, proposals, love life, love-life, suitor, suitors, parental disapproval, parent, parents, disapproval, disapproving, stereotype, stereotypes, romance, disapprove, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, marital prospects, marriage prospects
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees
"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
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"She's so Jersey."
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
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"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."
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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing
Happy Trails: "That's Sibelius, what an hombre."
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"Yes, it makes you look taller."
Tags:fashion, clothing, clothes, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, tall, taller, look taller, stool, stools, standing, vanity, ego, self-conscious, self-esteem, self-confidence, body image, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, faking it, height, height complex, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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