Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, competition, competitive, competitiveness, testosterone, testosterone shot, testosterone shots, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hormone, hormones, steroid, steroids, steroid hormone, steroid hormones, drug, taking drugs, testosterone therapy"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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minority, minorities, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, dope, dopes, doping, doping scandal, doping scandals, steroid, steroids, steroid use, abuse, abuses, abuser, abusers, home run, home runs, mantle, mickey mantle, cheat, cheats, cheating, drug cheat, drug cheats, hgh, human growth hormone, wishful thinking, long ball, long balls, drug, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancer, performance enhancersA boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
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teenager, teenager's bedroom, bedroom, bedrooms, child, childhood, childhoods, children, phama, big phama, pharmaceuticals, big pharmaceuticals, big farma, lobby, lobbies, pharmaceutical lobby, phama lobby, drug, steroid, steroids, steroid abuse, prescription drugs, over prescription, anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, clean living, conspiracy, conspire, conspiracy theorist, modern life, modern childhood, ped, peds, p.e.d., p.e.d.s, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugsA concession stand offers bananas and steroids.
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steroid, steroids, unrealistic, animated film, animated films, goal, goals, concession stand, concession stands, concessions, treats, movie, movies, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, body, bodies, unrealistic example, unrealistic examples, popcorn"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
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urine test, urine testing, urine tests, drug test, drug testing, drug tests, grade, grades, report, reports, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, school, marks, mark, marking system, marking system, cheat, cheating, cheat the system, cheating the system, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, drug, taking drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, steroids, steroid, adhd, add, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, stimulant, stimulants"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, fetch, steroids, on steroids, athlete, athletes, professional sport, professional sports, cheat, cheats, cheating, unfair advantage, unfair advantages"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, drug, medical, medicine, steroid, steroids, performance-enhancing, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, athlete, athletes, sport, sports, steroid era, era, era, modern life"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."
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aaron rodriguez, ban, bans, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, good omen, good omens, postseason, steroid, steroids, drug abuse, drug use, hgh, human growth hormone, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, a-rod, bad luck, good luck"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, drug, hormones, fda, f.d.a., food and drug administration, say no to drugs, health, fitness, food, meat, beef, growth hormones, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, dairy, recombinant bovine growth hormone, steroids, antibiotics, organic, milk, government, governments, politics, modern life"The perp walks are killing us."
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sports, sport, baseball, perp walk, perpetrator, perpetrator walk, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, law and order, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, authority, authorities, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, doing drugs, steroid, steroids, roids, juice, juicing, arrest, arrested, under arrest"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
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sports, celebrities, mark mcgwire, baseball, fitness, sammy sosa, steroid, steroids, hgh, human growth hormone, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, dope, dopes, doping, doping allegation, doping allegations, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, hero, heroes, childhood hero, childhood heroes, mankoffBaseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling
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sports, sport, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, drugged, steroids, roids, professional sports, professional baseball, performance drug, performance drugs, against the rules, recreational drugs, drug counselor, drug counselors, drug counseling, drug counsellors, drug counsellor, drug counselling, drug test, drug tested, performance enhancer, performance enhancing, substance, illegal substance, illegal substances"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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doctors, patients, steroids, rage, patient, roid rage, 'roid rage, hgh, human growth hormone, drug abuse, abuse drugs, abuses drugs, abusing drugs, prescription, prescriptions, side effect, side effects, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, proctologist, proctologists, proctology, haemorrhoid, haemorrhoids, hemorrhoid, hemorroids, mankoff"The part of spring training I hate... the subpoenas..."
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baseball, train, trains, training, spring, spring training, legal, legal problem, legal issue, subpoena, subpoenas, dope, dopes, doping, steriod, steroids, hgh, human growth hormone, drug, cheat, cheats, cheating, baseball player, baseball players, teammate, teammates, lawsuit, lawsuits, case, cases"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."
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child, children, walk, walks, walking, walking home, friend, friends, friendly, boy, boys, hormone, hormones, hormonal, milk, man, manly, testosterone, act like a man, acting like a man, puberty, steroid, steroids, out of control, uncontrollable, lack of control, act, acts, acting, oblige, obliging, obligation, obligations, fancy, fancies, fancying, lie, lies, reason, reasons, excuse, excuses"Our growth in the last year was phenomenal. But then, we are in the steroid business."