"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greedThe Return of Guarded Optimism
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stock market, stock markets, optimism, optimistic, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, confidence, market confidence, guarded optimism, cagey, caginess, worry, worries, worrying, bull market, bull markets, shaky, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."
"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
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recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"
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dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, fairground ride, fairground rides, amusement park, amusement parks, rollercoaster ride, rollercoaster rides"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fables"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."
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stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, stockholder, stockholders, lose, losing everything, loss, financial loss, crash, stock crash, financial crash, faith, faith-based, misplaced faith, ill-informed, faith-based education, uninformed, misinformation, ignorant, ignorance, trust, misplaced trust, trusting, trusted, education, education system"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
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study, studies, studying, plan, plans, planning, research, researches, researching, invest, invests, investor, investors, arts, science, sciences, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, money market, money markets, wealthy, wealth, irrational, illogical"It has yet to turn a profit."
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god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointedProud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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bumpersticker, bumperstickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, partner, partners, law office, law offices, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, financial success, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, parent, parents, proud parent, proud parents, student of the month, scholar, scholars, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers, success, successful, boast, boasts, boasting, offspringThe Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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stock market, the bull, the bear, the ant, and the grasshopper, fables, money, savings, fun, business, economy, fable, investment advice, advice, financial advisor, aesop, aesop's fables, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, investor, investors, instant gratification, savings, save up, saves up, saving up"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
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stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"
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stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, military option, military options, general, generals, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisersMarkets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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baseball card, baseball cards, recession, great recession, economic downturn, economic downturns, investment, investments, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bear market, bear markets, economic crisis, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, baseball fan, baseball fans, card, cards"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
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crash, crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, oil, oil price, oil prices, beer, beer price, beer prices, dow jones, djia, market, markets, market price, market prices, pub, pubs, hold, holds, holding, hold steady, holding steady"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputations"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."
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banker, bankers, banking, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, support, supporting, supportive, recession, stock market, stock market crash, economic crash, financial crash, double dip recession, bankrupt, bankruptcy, debt, in debt, spousal support"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
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investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessedWall Street bull
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