Stockbroker Cartoons

Stockbroker Cartoons

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

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"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

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"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

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"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

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"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

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"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

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"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

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"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"

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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."

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"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."

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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

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"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

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"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

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"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"

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"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC42278   High Res: 2781x1320 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: stock option, stock options, tab, tabs, bar bill, bar bills, bar tab, bar tabs, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, investor, investors, debt, debts

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Wall Street bull

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Just as Epimetheus had been warned, Pandora opened the mysterious box and permitted the escape of Insider Trading.

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"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

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"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

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"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

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