Stockbrokers Cartoons

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC137952
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3019x2701 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC137952
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3019x2814 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC43600
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bumpersticker, bumperstickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, partner, partners, law office, law offices, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, financial success, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, parent, parents, proud parent, proud parents, student of the month, scholar, scholars, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers, success, successful, boast, boasts, boasting, offspring

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41136
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1800x2360 pixels (unwatermarked)
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency

"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40275
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3032x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hedge funds, stocks, stock market, stock brokers, look, looking, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, hedge, hedges, hedging, unreliable, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, investing advice, investment advice, stock exchange, safe bet, safe bets, mankoff

"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120124
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2000x1813 pixels (unwatermarked)
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financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial advice, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, risky investment, risky investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, money problem, money troubles, financial problems, financial troubles

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28798
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broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, white collar crime, white collar crimes, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, stock broker, stock brokers, financial crime, financial crimes, investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, broker, brokers

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43016
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2800x2138 pixels (unwatermarked)
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recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC40001
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2026x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, fairground ride, fairground rides, amusement park, amusement parks, rollercoaster ride, rollercoaster rides

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC129439
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economic crash, economic crashes, market crash, market crashes, time machine, time machines, financial advisor, financial advice, financial adviser, money manager, money managers, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, bond, bonds, savings, savings account, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), pension, pensions, bear market, bear markets, great recession, recession, recessions

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC120976
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3000x2373 pixels (unwatermarked)
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investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors

"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC36187
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receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff

"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
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CC128504
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sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, god, gods, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, crook, crooks, hated, hatred, hatreds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers, pariah, pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, unpopular, unpopularity

"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC40130
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2005x1957 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial, financials, finance, finances, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, suicide, suicides, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, depression, depressions, depressed, portfolio, portfolios

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC39026
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cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC132403
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stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemism, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC28429
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wealth, wealthy, money, well-off, affluent, rich, riches, finances, millions, billions, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, the one percent, the 1%, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, banker, bankers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, executive, executives, exec, execs, profit, profits, art, craft, crafts, making money

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC800489
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market, markets, stock market, stock markets, financial news, news report, news reports, business news, business report, business reports, stockbroker, stockbrokers, investor, investors, consumer confidence, market confidence

"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC52425
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stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, military option, military options, general, generals, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers

Wall Street bull

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC126331
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wall street, bull market, bull markets, stock market, stock markets, bull, meat, executives, cow, hunger, eating, chuck, rib, short loin, sirloin, round, flank, plate, shank, brisket, meat cut, meat cuts, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers

Just as Epimetheus had been warned, Pandora opened the mysterious box and permitted the escape of Insider Trading.

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36536
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epimetheus, pandora, pandora's box, inside trader, inside traders, inside trading, insider trading, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classics, classicist, classicists, ancient greece, titan, titans, financial crime, financial crimes, businessmen, businessman, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC800490
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nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, post-apocalypse, use, useful, utility, usefulness, investor, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, useless, superfluous, skill, skills, skilled labour, skilled labor, labor, labors, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, manual labor, egghead, eggheads

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC122765
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wall street, banker, bankers, banking, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, market trader, market traders, elite, elites, elitist, elitism, make money, making money, capitalist, capitalism, bottom line, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, craftsman, artisan, artisans, local business, local businesses, new york, new york city, cocktail party, cocktail parties

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC41947
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investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bull market, bull markets, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, peaceful, financial advice, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks