"Sounds good. We'll just have to run it by the Hawaiian Shirts."
"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."
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Welcome Stockholders: The Lynching
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"I can assure you, madam, that our commitment to transparency will never inhibit our willingness to kick ass."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."
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"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."
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"I want each of you on the way home tonight to stop, look up, ponder the heavens, and consider how insignificant our second-quarter loss really is."
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"Well, I was outvoted by the stockholders today by eight thousand six hundred and twenty-seven to one."
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"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."
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"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"
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"This report to the shareholders….Which is the misinformation and which is the disinformation."
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"Until the numbers improve I'm suspending the group hug.''
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"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
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"Uh, obfuscation fails me."
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"We're just going to have to be patient, gentlemen."
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