"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
The Return of Guarded Optimism
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"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
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"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"
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"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."
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"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."
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"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"It has yet to turn a profit."
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The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."
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"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
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"Drat! I suppose the market has already discounted this, too."
Thanks a Mil, Warren!
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"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"
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"Damn it! How can I relax, knowing that out there, somewhere, somehow, someone's attacking the dollar?"
"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."
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