"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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"So Jones really did take the stairs."
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
Tags:rich, idea, ideas, innovation, innovate, innovates, piggyback, freeloader, freeloaders, freeloading, getting in, get in on, genius, geniuses, invention, inventions, innovations, innovates, contribution, contributions, contributes, unhelpful, free rider, free riders, glory supporter, stealing, steal, stolen
3 Guys Stealing
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."
Tags:yam, yams, sweet potato, sweet potatoes, indian, indians, american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, recipe, recipes, pilgrim, pilgrims, culture, cultures, extinct, extinction, extinctions, genocide, genocides, genocidal, american history, united states history, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists
"I presume your innocence."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, crime, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"
"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
Tags:rich, riches, incentive, incentives, robin hood, thief, thieves, thieving, merry men, merry man, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, incentive, incentives, tax structure, tax structures, tax burden, tax burdens, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing, help, helps, helping, help the poor, helps the poor, helping the poor, tax incentive, tax incentives, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
Tags:crime, criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."
"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."
Tags:crack up, cracks up, cracking up, safe, safes, safe cracker, safe crackers, divorce, divorces, divorces, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, stolen goods, wife, wives, dumped, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
Los Alamos Hard Drives
While you were out
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"What, no veggies?"
Tags:thief, thieves, theft, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, food, foods, meat, meats, carnivore, carnivores, dinner, meal, meals, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
Coat check and wallet check.