"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."
Tags:gut, gut decision, gut decisions, gut feeling, gut feelings, instict, trusting instinct, intuition, intuitive decision, intuitive decisions, thinking with your stomach, stomach, hunger, hungry, food, food lover, food lovers, gut reaction, gut reactions, gut sense, food obsessed, obsessed with food
"My comfort food upset me."
"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
Tags:weight loss, treadmill, treadmills, motivation, motivations, motivated, gut, guts, stomach, stomachs, softening middle, middle section, weight gain, gaining weight, exercise, exercising, exercises, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, middle age, middle aged, pot belly, pot bellies, belly, bellies, overweight, fat, fatness
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Tags:ab, abs, abdominal, abdominals, exercise, exercising, exercises, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym-goer, gym rat, gym rats, gym bunny, cardio bunny, fit, fitter, fitness, strength, strong, stroner, working out, work out, work outs, work-out, routine, jacked, jacked up, stacked, shredded, ripped, lingo, slang, stomach, word play, word-play, play on words, muscle, muscles, bodybuilder, body-builder, bodybuilders, body-builders, clique, cliques, social, social cue, social cues, social norm, social norms
"I should've never eaten that box lunch."
"Well, whatever you've got, this can't be helping."
Tags:help, helps, helping, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, stomach, stomachs, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, stomach problem, stomach problems, treatment, treatments, treatment option, treatment options, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, cure, cures, disease, diseases, cure is worse than the disease, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosed
"We plead insanity, You Honor, due to a severe Multiple Personality Disorder."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, defendant, defendants, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, belly, bellies, stomach, stomachs, tummy, tummies, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, little red riding hood, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales
"I have a pain amidships."
Tags:amidships, stomach, stomachs, stomach ache, stomach aches, tummy ache, tummy aches, belly ache, belly aches, bad belly, bad bellies, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medicine, medical, animal medicine, doctor, doctors, x-ray, x-rays, stomach, stomachs, sick, ill, paper, papers, homework, school, schools, schoolwork, education, dog ate my homework
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
Tags:health, fitness, exercise, exercising, torment, tormenting, healthy, unhealthy, food, heath food, healthy food, eating healthy, healthy eating, diet, diets, healthy diet, eating habits, obese, fat, overweight, overeating, obesity, obesity crisis, gastric, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, body, body, body shape, active, satisfying, satisfaction, gastric, stomach, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, in-shape, out-of-shape, happy, happiness, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, modern life
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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"Have I mentioned that I have four stomachs?''
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, bovine, livestock, stomach, stomachs, four stomachs, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, showing off, show-off, show-offs, show off, show offs, boasting, bragging
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, middle management, hierarchy, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fat, weight, body weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, losing weight, weightloss, weight loss, middle, middles, stomach, stomachs, managing, fitness, health, wordplay, word play
"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
"Do you have some Tums? I'm filled with acid rain."
Tags:cloud, clouds, rain, rain cloud, rain clouds, talking cloud, talking clouds, talking, medicine, medical, acid rain, pollution, air pollution, environment, nature, weather, bad weather, stomach medicine, stomach medication, medication, medications, medicine, calcium carbonate, antacid, antacids, pill, pills, stomach acid, health, health issues, health problems, heartburn, acid reflux, stomach, stomach issues, stomach problems
Getting in shape (or not)
Tags:mirror, mirrors, body image, insecure, unfit, out of shape, out-of-shape, fat, beer belly, stomach, fitness, exercise, exercising, push-up, push-ups, push up, push ups, pushup, pushups, sleep, sleeping, tired, lazy, laziness, effort, limited effort, exhausted, self-esteem, low self-esteem, improve, change, give up, giving up, health, healthy
Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, buffet, buffets, all-you-can-eat, all you can eat, ayce, a.y.c.e, salad bar, salad bars, smorgasbord, smorgasbords, lunch, lunches, lunch special, lunch specials, special, specials, lunch buffet, lunch buffets, all you can stomach, stomach, stomachs, full, too full, full stomach, reaching the limit, pushing the limits, health, diet, diets, unhealthy, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, overeating, obesity, obesity crisis, businessman, businessmen
Chicken soup for the stomach.
"We're going to give you a fifth stomach."