Stories Cartoons

"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC35845
High Res:
3208x3324 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dickens, charles dickens, tale of two cities, a tale of two cities, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the best of times it was the worst of times, literature, novel, book, books, writer, writing, story, stories, newspaper, newspapers, editor, editors, writers, contradiction, contradictions, oxymoron, oxymorons, victorian, victorians, victorian era

Story Template

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC40499
High Res:
781x3043 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
story, stories, writing template, writing templates, narrative arc, narrative arcs, narrative, narratives, plotline, plotlines, plot, plots, plot-line, plot-lines, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, happily ever after, happily-ever-after

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC122952
High Res:
3330x2498 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
remote, remote control, remote controls, tall tale, tall tales, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, war story, war stories, story, stories, grow up, grows up, growing up, tv, tvs, tv remote, tv remotes, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, walk, walks, walking, get up, getting up, smart device, smart devices, generation gap, generation gaps

"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC43020
High Res:
2199x2121 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
penile implant, erectile dysfunction, erectile dysfunctions, anecdote, anecdotes, story, stories, dinner party, dinner parties, dinnertime, dinner conversation, dinner conversations, dinner guest, dinner guests, inappropriate, penile implants, love life, love-life

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC25338
High Res:
3117x3259 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pizza, pizzas, health food, healthy foods, healthy eating, processed food, processed foods, pepperoni, processed meat, processed meats, refined flour, processed cheese, health-conscious, health-consciousness, teacher, teachers, teaching, story, stories, story time, foods to avoid, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, indoctrination, liberal, liberals

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC134912
High Res:
2955x2358 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moby dick, melville, herman melville, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, story, stories, white whale, white whales, bed time, bed time story, bed time stories, repeat, repeats, favourite book, favourite books, favorite book, favorite books, whale, whales

"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC40631
High Res:
1893x1400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ulysses, dublin, dubliners, james joyce, joyce, modernism, modernist, modern, literature, modern literature, lit, modern lit, college, college, irish lit, ireland, irish, lit major, lit minor, books, bookish, book, writer, writers, writing, story, storytime, story time, stories, storybook, story book, unorthodox, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, novel, novels, complicated, complex, difficult, difficulties, stephen, stephen dedalus, dedalus, portrait, portrait of the artist as a young man, kids, kid, child, children, precocious, parent, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC24943
High Res:
2169x1868 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
story, stories, book, books, novel, novels, story behind the story, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime-story, media, news, newspaper, journalist, context, journalism, precocious, precociously, cliche, cliches, family, families, parents, parent, mum, dad, mom, dad, mums, dads, bed-time, literature, literary, children, child, kids, kid, story behind the story, the story behind the story

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC43365
High Res:
1940x1640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
story, stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, failure, failures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, critique, critiques, critic, critics, harsh critic, harsh critics, daughter, daughters, child, childhood, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, soporific, sleep-inducing

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39711
High Res:
2000x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
books on tape, book on tape, question, questions, ask questions, asks questions, asking questions, bedtime story, bedtime stories, bedtime, bedtimes, questioning, curious, curiosity, curious mind, curious minds, young mind, young minds, story, stories, story time, story times

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC129493
High Res:
2751x2790 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, gender, gender stereotypes, stereotypes, sexism, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, everyday sexism, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern love

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC29324
High Res:
2112x1903 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agency

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC134980
High Res:
4547x3213 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
freak flag, individual, individuality, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old age, story, stories, storytime, grandchild, grandchildren, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, woodstock, hippy, hippies, hippie, inappropriate, cool grandpa, cool, weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, peacenik

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC132646
High Res:
2775x2463 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
confession, confessions, confessing, priest, priests, pope, popes, scandal, scandals, pedophile, pedophiles, pedophilia, paedophile, paedophiles, paedophilia, catholic church, catholic, catholics, interest, interesting, story, stories, sordid, tale, tales

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32417
High Res:
2159x1651 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, picture, pictures, photo, photos, memory, memories, story, stories, life, divorcees, divorcee, cute, reminisce, odd, unusual, reverse, unexpected, talking, friend, reminiscing, chat, tea

"Spare us the gory details."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40330
High Res:
2000x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeries, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, gory, gory details, bloody, blood, messy, gross, disgusting, detail, details, too much information, tmi, t.m.i., operating room, operating rooms, conversation, conversations, story, stories, storytelling, storyteller, irony, ironic, spare us

"What have you been up to?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC40818
High Res:
2053x2000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC42016
High Res:
1916x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
garden of eden, genesis, book of genesis, he said she said, he said, she said, story, stories, serpent, serpents, tree of knowledge, forbidden fruit, forbidden fruits, rashomon effect, lie, lies, liar, liars, self-serving, blame, blames, blaming, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, point fingers, pointing fingers, finger-pointing, god, broken law, broken laws, bible story, bible stories, creation story, creation stories

"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC40662
High Res:
1861x1477 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
read, reading, reader, reads, book, books, bookish, book lover, bedtime, bed time, story, storybook, stories, read aloud, aloud, incompetent, incompetence, stupidity, stupid, dumb, parent, parenting, tired parents, tired, parental, dad, dad, father, fatherhood, fathers, kid, kids, child, children, childhood

The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35113
High Res:
2135x2816 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vanilla, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, sweet, sweets, invent, invention, recipe, recipes, food, foods, vanilla pudding, vanilla puddings, home cooked, home cooking, story, stories, interview, interviews, interviewing, old, timeless, classic, classics, classical

"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41043
High Res:
2000x1700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
saint patrick, st. patrick, irish, ireland, irish immigrant, irish immigrants, america, american, st. patrick's day, st. patricks day, snake, snakes, drove the snakes out of ireland, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, immigrant, immigrants, immigrant story, immigrant stories, tale, tales, story, stories

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24964
High Res:
3077x4193 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, story, stories, fall asleep, falls asleep, falling asleep, book club, book clubs, out like a light, sleepy time, sleep time, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, dad, dads, mother, mothers, father, fathers

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119299
High Res:
2000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
story, stories, storytime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, bribe, bribes, bribery, parent, parents, parenting, allowance, allowances, permissive, permissive parent, permissive parents, read, reads, reading, lax

Things Not To Tell Your Kid

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36382
High Res:
2209x2550 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
raising, raises, growing up, growing-up, grows up, grow up, grow-up, advice, scare, scaring, scares, scared, fear, fearful, frighten, frightens, frightened, story, stories, trick, tricks, learn, learning, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parented, rearing, lies, lie, lied

"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120169
High Res:
3000x2255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beanstalk, beanstalks, jack and the beanstalk, magic beans, bean, beans, fairy tale, fairy-tale, fairy tales, fairy-tales, fairytale, fairytales, mother, mothers, mom, mums, moms, mum, parent, parents, concern, worried, concerned, worry, worried, phase, phases, phased, growing up, teenager, teenage, teenagers, child, children, adolescent, adolescents, just a phase, magic, magical, fantasy, fantasies, story, stories, fiction, fictional, myth, myths, children's story