"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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How About a Kiss?
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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"You want your olive?"
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"I just stepped on something squishy!"
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
A drone carries a baby like a stork.
"I am the chosen one!"
Alabama Traffic Jam
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"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
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"Would you like to meet your birth stork?"