Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive
Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."
"He's just doing that to get attention."
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Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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"How the hell does he do that?"
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"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."
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This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
Tags:visual gag, visual gags, married life, married world, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marriage, old married couple, convenience, snack size, snack sized, convenient, small, size, reduce, reduced, shrink, shrinking, shrunk, freud, freudian, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, strange, surreal, child, kid, kids, parallels, parallel
Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
A watch face with Stonehenge
"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"
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"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."
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What's Their Secret?
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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
Tags:housing market, market, markets, price, prices, real estate, property, property ladder, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, giant, giants, ogre, ogres, shoe, shoes, perspective, putting it in perspective, put it in perspective, cost, costs, raising costs, rising costs, rising cost, strange, strange imagery, calming, calm, soothe, soothes, soothing, bad news, good news, recession, strange imagery, inferiority, feeling small