Strategies Cartoons

Strategies Cartoons

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"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

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"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

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Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

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"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

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"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

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"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

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"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."

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"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"

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"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

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"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

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Existential Risk

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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

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"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."

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"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

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"Russia's always bigger than you think."

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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

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"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."

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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

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"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"

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"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

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Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening

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" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

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