Strategies Cartoons

"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC125765
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economy, money, diversify, mattress, recession, hide money, hides money, hiding money, mattresses, economic recession, economic recessions, recession, recessions, market crash, market crashes, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizes, investor, investors, investment advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, mankoff

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC123074
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iraq, iraq war, war in iraq, retreat, retreats, retreating, cut and run, cutting and running, obama, barack obama, george w. bush, president, presidents, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, middle ground, middle grounds, compromise, compromises, compromising, middle of the road

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC25330
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male, males, men, man, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, masculine, masculinity, cliche, cliches, cliched, directions, asking directions, fix, fixes, fixing, football, strategy, strategies, dance, dances, dancing, bad dancer, bad dancers, musical, musicals, heterosexual, heterosexuals, heterosexuality, gene, genes

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC124745
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tree, trees, tree cutting, cutting down trees, timber, timbers, timber mill, log, logs, logger, logging, saw, saws, forest, forests, strength, strong, stronger, pushing, push, vain, attempt, attempting, attempted, attempts, cut, cutter, cutters, lumberjack, woodcutter, wood cutter, wood, woods, wooded, wooden, lumber jack, lumber, lumber mill, timberman, timber man, tactics, strategy, strategies

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC31075
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government, governments, president, presidents, politics, lithuania, vilnius, baltic, vytautas landsbergis, landsbergis, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems, oil, oil well, oil wells, gushing, george h.w. bush, george bush sr., gulf war, persian gulf, money, war, wars, energy, greed, greedy, taking advantage, using, excuse, excuses, invasion, invasions, invade, oil production, oil industry, energy industry, oil reserves, strategy, strategies, strategic

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC140380
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a game, football, footballers, american football, american footballers, football players, coach, coaching, motivate, motivation, motivates, motivating, bring your a game, a game, unperformed, underperform, underperforming, effort, mediocre, mediocrity, push, pushing, inspire, inspiring, rally, rallying, confusion, homophones, coached, plan, planning, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC143719
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club, clubs, clubbing, clubbed, caveman, cavemen, cave painting, cave paintings, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing technique, golfing techniques, knockout, knockouts, knocked out, knocking out, club selection, swing, swings, golf swing, golf swings, knockout blow, knockout blows, change of technique, changing technique, strategy, strategies

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301939
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, legal billing, money, finances, greed, greedy, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, winning, trial, trials, appeal, appeals, strategic loss, strategic losses, tactical victory, tactical victories, strategy, strategies, thinking ahead, practicing law, practising law, legal, law, law firm, law firms, law office, law offices

"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC145968
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general, generals, military officer, military officers, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, war, warfare, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, military tactic, military tactics, military strategy, military strategies, troop, troops

"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC120697
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chess, chessboard, chessboards, bhess board, chess boards, move, moves, moving, legal move, legal moves, game, games, gamer, gamers, chess piece, chess pieces, strategy, strategies, strategist, strategists

"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC47942
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military wife, military wives, army wife, army wives, general, generals, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, military men, military man, officer, officers, wife, wives, husband, husbands, chore, chores, grocery list, grocery lists, shopping list, shopping lists

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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BA500337
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big pharma, pharma, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, strategy, strategies, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, sugar coat, sugar-coat, sugar-coating, sugar coating, sugar coated, sugar-coated, cupcake, cupcakes, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, drugs, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor

Existential Risk

Artist:
Noth, Paul
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CC142456
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board game, board games, death, grim reaper, angel of death, existential, existentialism, sweden, swedish film, swedish films, swedish movie, swedish movies, game, games, chess, chess with death, modern update, modern updates, strategy game, strategy games, strategy, strategies, soul, souls, life and death, philosophy, philosophies, fate

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CX304538
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs

"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC139659
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"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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CC125598
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gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, fashion, fashions, retail, retailer, retailers, hiring, strategic, strategy, strategies, sale, salesmen, sales, style, stylish, fashion sense, fashion-sense, fashionable, customer, customers, customer service, customer is always right, bias, biased, biases, pander, pandering, cater, catered, catering, caters, store, stores, fashion advice, advice, advise, advised

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
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CC139774
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russia, weather, snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, cold, winter, wintertime, freezing, military, army, armies, siberia, napoleon, french army, russian army, bigger, troops, trek, march, marching, history, historical, attacking russia, invading russia, bad idea, bad ideas, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, strategy, strategies, lost

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC131636
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answers

"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC36230
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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
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CC45332
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decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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CC70990
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flagpole, flagpoles, general, generals, military officer, military officers, invasion, invasions, strategy, strategies, tactic, tactics, invader, invaders, military map, military maps, insurgent, insurgents, insurgency, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, invading army, invading armies

"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"

Artist:
O'Brien, John
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CC122151
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box, boxes, boxing match, boxing matches, strategy, strategies, bear, bears, gator, gators, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, safety tip, safety tips, weakness, weaknesses, weak spot, weak spots, target, targets, targeting, wild animal, wild animals, natural weakness, natural weaknesses, trainer, trainers, coach, coaches, coaching, move on, moves on, moving on, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, hit in the snout, punch in the snout, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC134859
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, toy, toys, pony, ponies, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, ask, strategy, strategies, strategic, bargaining, bargain, bargains, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining room, room to bargain

Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC30571
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slapstick, slapstick comedy, slapstick comedian, slapstick comedians, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, opening, opening move, opening moves, chess, chess master, chess masters, chess club, chess clubs, strategy, strategies, strategy game, strategy games, pie, pies, pie in the face, pies in the face, opening gambit, opening gambits

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC40236
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food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, global, globalisation, globalism, globalization, hindu, hindi, curry, curries, vindaloo, region, regions, regional, cuisine, indian cuisine, world food, world foods, book, books, expand, expanding, business plan, strategy, strategies, business planning, business strategy, businessmen, exec, executives, executive, board, boardroom, diversify, diversification, diversifies