Strength Cartoons

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."

They say the pen is mightier than the sword.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

"Toughness isn't something you look for in a mother."

"Damn, Rocky, you don't make it easy."

"My strengths lie in my ability to ignore the obvious horrors that await me once you turn the lights out."

"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"

"Use thy core!"

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"It's hard to believe that she has such strength in her hind legs."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

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"If called upon. I can either lead or follow but my strong suit is getting out of the way."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"Your thighs are like iron."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

The World's Strangest Man.