"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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stress, stress out, stressed out, stressing out, stressor, stressors, doctor's orders, relax, relaxation, doctor's advice, doctors advice, advice, order, orders, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, medical advice, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, healthy living"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shoppingA deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
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all work, no play, makes jack a dull boy, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, employee, employees, overworked, stress, stressed, stressed out, value, values, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, corporation, corporations, corporate logic, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, quality of life, workplace, workplaces"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stress, stressful, stressing, stressed, anxiety, anxious"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
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sleep, wake, bed, morning, stress, watch, time, alarm clock, alarm clocks, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, social anxiety, social anxieties, confession, confessions, confessional, bar talk, pub talk, mankoff"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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specialize, specializes, specialization, specializations, specialise, specialises, specialisation, panic, panics, panicking, panic attack, panic attacks, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, stress, stresses, stressing out, kitchen, kitchens, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, stress management, stressor, stressors, restaurant cook, restaurant cooks, restaurant, restaurants, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, table service, slammed"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, night, nighttime, bed, beds, bedtime, sleepless, can't sleep, wide awake, lying awake, thinking, thought, thoughts, ball, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, problem, problems, anxiety, stress, worried, worry, worries, mental health"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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blood pressure, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper subscription, newspaper subscriptions, subscribe, subscribes, subscribing, motivation, motivations, motivating, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, glass half empty, news, stress, stresses, stressing, stressed out, frightened, frightening, bad news"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, words"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, cat man, cat men, appearance, appearances, stress, stresses, stress ball, anxious, anxiety, worry, worries, worrying"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, doctors office, doctors offices, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, drug, marijuana, mary j, ganja, pot, weed, hash, hashish, hemp, smoke, smoking, joint, blunt, bong, medicinal, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stress, stressed out, legalized, legalised, legalisation, legalization, health issue, bore, bored, boring"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
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vacations, worry, wait, problems, psychology, leisure, anxiety, seasons, summer, holiday, holidays, vacation, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worrier, worriers, worries, worried, stress, stresses, create stress, creating stress, forgetful, forgetting, forget, forgets, long vacation, long vacations, trip, trips, packing, packed, last minute, mankoff"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourShrink's Summer Job
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shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"
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fixer-upper, fixer-uppers, diy, do-it-yourself, strain, strains, repair, repairs, home repair, home repairs, test of marriage, marital test, marital tests, stressor, stressors, stress, stresses, couples therapist, couples therapists, couples therapy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, home, home buyer, home buyers, new home, strong marriage, good marriage"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, middle aged, mid life crisis, ageing, aging, generations, generation, stress, stressed, modern life, generation gap"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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