Stress Cartoons

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."

"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."

Santa's Workshop

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Shrink's Summer Job

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

"You're completely screwed up."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"It always takes Howard a couple of days to relax."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."