"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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Shrink's Summer Job
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"You're completely screwed up."
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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
"It always takes Howard a couple of days to relax."
"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"After all these years, you still feel guilt? You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"I carry all my stress in Margaret's back."
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"Damn it! How can I relax, knowing that out there, somewhere, somehow, someone's attacking the dollar?"
"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"
"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."
"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."
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"Hang on, he's coming now."
Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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A Brief History Of The Campaign
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"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
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"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."
"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."
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