"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shoppingA deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stress, stressful, stressing, stressed, anxiety, anxious"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, college students, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompous"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
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kid, kids, child, children, pet, pets, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, politics, politician, politicians, retirement, retiring, retiree, retirees, regret, regrets, regretting, stress, stressful, violence, fighting, smoking, noise, noisy, spending time with family"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, test, tests, testing, stress test, stress tests, bloodwork, blood work, sample, samples, blood, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, result, results, medical testing, medical test, medical tests, stressful, wait, waits, waiting, wait time, wait times, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, call, calls, calling, modern life"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, fly, flies, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, hurtful, hurt, past control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, complaint, complaints, complaining, bullying, maltreatment, persecution, mistreated, persecuted"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
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hair, drain, drains, clean, cleaning, cleans, stress, stressful, stresses, plumbing, plumbs, plumbers, issue, issues, hairs, psychological, psychology, stress issues, drainage, draining, hair falling out, falling out, clog, clogging, clogs"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
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hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxingA Brief History Of The Campaign
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history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, quality, push, pushing, pushy, pressure, stressful, relationship, relationships, family problems, family issues, raising kids, raising children"I'm so glad we've had this little talk, Earl!"
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talk, talking, talks, chat, cahtting, chats, little talk, conversation, conversations, a problem shared, stress, stressful, stressed, anxious, anxiety, relationship, relationships, one-way relationship, one-way relationships, one-sided relationship, one-sided relatiohships, points of view, p.o.v., perspective, perspectives"You're at the top of the list, Mr. Stewart, and you'll be immediately notified the moment there's an available womb for you to crawl back into."
"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, childhood, happy childhood, responsibility, responsibilities, pressure, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, reliving childhood, unhappy childhood"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
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taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, opening, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, shy, shyness, shyly, dinner party, dinner parties, busy, crowd, crowded, crowds, social, socially awkward, stress, stressful"Hell: The Airport"
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiencesOne Stop Massage and Portrait
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massages, masseur, masseurs, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, two in one, two-in-one, car wash, car washes, offer, offers, bargain, bargains, two for one, two-for-one, deal, deals, bad deal, bad deals, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, stress, stressful, pointless, pointlessness, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."
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