"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."
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"You call that worrying?"
"I carry all my stress in Margaret's back."
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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
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"Weekends I like to be able to panic without having all the distractions."
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"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"I was different people then!"
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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles
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"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."
"My Zen garden has been a total nightmare."
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In the Fever Cubicle
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"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
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"Stress is killing you—you need an easier job, a smaller house, and a different family."
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"Please, Lord, enough already."
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"I just get a little tense before everything."
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"Weltschmerz? Is that like the flu?"
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"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."
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"You seem so chill!"
"I need another week."
"I can't think of anything I have no problem with."
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"I feel your pain."
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