"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tree, trees, stuck, stuck in a tree, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, firefighter, firefighters, firemen, fireman, ladder, ladders, fire truck, fire trucks, firetruck, firetrucks, fire engine, fire engines, time, timely, slow, service, rescue, rescues, rescuing, slow response, response rate
"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
Tags:dazed, hypnotised, hypnotized, hypnotic, out of it, out-of-it, disoriented, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calling, calls, phone calls, phone call, telephone calls, telephone call, office, offices, business, businessman, businessmen, on hold, put on hold, hold, holding, disconnected, disconnect, waiting, wait, patient, patience, forever, stuck
"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways
"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, accident, accidents, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, locked in, stuck, trapped, destroyed, ruined, damaged, customer service, service
"I think I speak for all of us."
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, failed company, failed companies, company folding, company folded, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, stuck, trapped
"Maybe you'd better go ahead and order for me."
"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, trapped, stuck, escape, help, calling for help, rescue, escape attempt, escape attempts
"You have something stuck between your teeth."
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
The Beard in the Stone
"Life Without Parole"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, parole, life without parole, sentence, sentences, life sentence, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, imprisonment, trapped, stuck, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, crime, metaphor, metaphors
A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home
"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, learning, student, students, school bus, schools buses, transportation, bus driver, bus drivers, transport, transporting, kid, kids, child, children, trapped, stuck, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisonment, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments
"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
Tags:airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, tray, trays, stuck, trapped, line, lines, line up, line ups, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, waiting, impatient, impatience, wrong, long, knight, knights, armor, armour, removing, holding up the line, going through security, history, historical, medieval, fashion, fashion choices, bad fashion choices, bad choices, bad choice, bad decision, bad decisions, modern life
"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."