"Is the homework fresh?"
"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"
"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"
"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern life
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."
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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."
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"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"
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"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"You call it grad school; I call it raising the debt ceiling."
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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"What about business - which branch is that?"
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