"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"We'll take it."
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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
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"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."
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"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"Frances tells me you're a communications major."
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"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"
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"The labs are back."
"Someday I'd like to make this into my private study, but right now it's my wife's private study."
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The Wunderkind At Work
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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"
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"Studies show that people who allow art into their lives can substantially reduce their dependency on selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors."
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A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.
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"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."
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