"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"We'll take it."
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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
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"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today
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"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."
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"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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Moral Values for Dummies
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."
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"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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"Frances tells me you're a communications major."
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"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."
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"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"
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