"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"He's my enabler."
"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
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"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."
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"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."
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"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
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"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."
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"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
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"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
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"I don't have that in front of me right now."
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"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
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"I had it mounted as it ate the most of Roger."
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"They're all made from soy."
"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
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"I also invented merchandising!"
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"I bagged this one in a museum."
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"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."