"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'
"Business is terrible."
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"
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A pigeon is about to jump off a roof.
"Don't you feel a lot safer now that crime is illegal?"
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"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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"No, really, I love it when you talk in sentences."
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"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
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"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."
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"Look, I have my misgivings, too, but what choice do we have except to stay the course?"
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"Alison, please phone Mr. Bradshaw and tell him I won't be available for lunch. Then call the Coast Guard and tell them I'm drowning near Long Branch, New Jersey."
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Bus of Fools
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"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
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"How's the burger?"
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"Darling, will you see if they can give us better nature sounds?"
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"Sometimes I think he can understand every word we're saying."
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My First Visit to the Laundromat
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"You realize they won't know the difference."
"I can't just switch gears and be smart."
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Tags:bonsai tree, bonsai trees, miniature trees, miniature tree, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plant, house plants, compete, competition, the green man, green man, failure, fail, failed, third place, lose, lost, gardeners, gardener, rank, ranking, podium, podiums, winners podium, winners podium, stupid, stupidity, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misinterpret