Style Cartoons

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"Notice anything different about me?"

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."

"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."

Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

All-you-can-wear.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"It lets me be me."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."