"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
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"Can you de-schlump him?"
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"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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Snow White and her Seven people.
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"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"
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"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."
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"You call that a suit?"
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"Oil or vinegar?"
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"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"
"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"
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Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.
"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."
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"I love your hair - just not on your head."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
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"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
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Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow
"I'm tired of Jennifer Aniston. I want to go back to Candice Bergen."
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"I'm thinkin' blond."
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Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
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"Look, dear, it's that old gang of mine, right where I left them forty years ago."
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"Did you dye your shoes to match your hair, or vice-versa?"
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"I'm having enough problems with my identity as it is."
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