"You know very well what subscription forms."
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"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."
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"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."
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"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."
"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
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"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
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"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
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"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."
"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."
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"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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