A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.
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"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
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Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
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"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
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"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."
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Al Fripp: Filling in for the vacationing Herb Nelson
"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"
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"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
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"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."
"It could be up to a week, but we do have loaners."
Let's Get the Band Back Together
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"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
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"Good morning, children. My name is Miss Applegate. One false move and I'll kill you."
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