Exit Turnstile
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exit, exits, unexpected, revolving door, revolving doors, revolving gate, revolving gates, public transport, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, subway, subways, underground, the underground, train, trains, metro, metros, sliced up, turnstile, turnstiles, chopped up, modern life, fair avoidance, fair avoiding, dedication"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized, urban, urban life, urban world, urban living, band, bands, singing, mariachi, new york, new york city, musician, musical, musicians, region, regional, regions, poncho, ponchos, mexico, traditional, traditions, tradition, modern tradition"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."
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businessman, businessmen, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandle, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, busker, buskers, busking, busk, homeless, subway, metro, tub, underground, train, trains, platform, station, stations, ignore, ignoring, can't ignore, elevator, elevators, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, music, musician, musicians, poor"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."
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commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, crowded, book, books, literature, novel, novels, reading, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, keep people away, uncomfortable, awkward, strange, weird, transportation, public transportationDog Days
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subway, subways, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cat, cats, dog, dogs, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, class divide, subway car, subways cars, overheat, overheating, privilege, privileged, dog daysA fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centred"Don't make eye contact..."
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whale, whales, whaling, harpoon, harpoons, hunt, hunting, sperm whale, sperm whales, moby dick, moby-dick, whalers, hunter, hunters, whaler, captain ahab, ahab, hermn mellville, melville, eye contact, eye-contact, draw attention, attention, awkward, awkwardness, worry, worried, worries, captain, captains, harpooning, subway, subways, transit, mass transit, public transport, mass transits, literature, book, books, novel, novels, transport, tube, train, trains"Well, folks, looks like we're going to be together here for a bit, so how about each of you turning to your neighbor and saying 'Howdy'?"
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subway, subways, tube, the tube, underground, the underground, underground train, underground trains, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, unsocial, unsociable, conductor, conductors, broken down, braking down, howdy, socialise, socialize, socialising, socializing"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, bother"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
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blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trainsWoman on Subway's Thoughts
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anachronistic, anachronism, time traveller, time travel, time traveling, subway, subways, public transit, train, trains, tube, tubes, underground, metro, metro trains, public transportation, internal monologue, internal monologues, sports memorabilia, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart devices, unsocial media, fashion, fashions, sportswear, nonconformist, nonconformity, sarcasm, sarcastic, satire, satirical, satires, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms, observations, observation, observe, thinking, thoughts, women, woman"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"
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gross, pet peeve, pet peeves, habit, habits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, impolite, nail clipper, nail clippers, public transport, public transportation, train, trains, subwayA man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transitQUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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pun, puns, trains, train, subway, subways, subway line, underground, underground train, travel, travels, travelling, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, bypass, detour, detours, diversion, diversions, distraction, distractions, distract, distracted, a train, f train, literal, journey, journeys, odysseyPlease Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential
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priority seat, priority seats, train, trains, underground, the underground, tube, tubes, subway, subways, underground train, underground trains, privilege, privileged, wealth, rich people, rich person, wealth gap, wealth divide, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritzing, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, influence, influential, priority seating, public transport, disability, disabled"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"
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public transport, public transportation, transport, transportation, transit, public transit, subway, railway, railways, railroad, railroads, train, trains, bus, busses, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dancer, dancers, dancing, flamenco, flamenco dancer, flamenco dancers, flamenco dancing, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women"And it's close to the subway."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agencies, real estate agency, property, properties, property agent, property agents, property agencies, property agency, rent, let, agent, agents, agency, agencies, company, companies, buy, sell, buyer, buyers, tenant, tenants, potential, viewing, viewings, showing, showings, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, close to, subway, underground, metro, tube, new york, ny, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, walking distance, platform, platforms, train, trains, station, stations, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, direct access, close, nearSubway from Hell
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subway, the subway, new york subway, ny subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, commute, commutes, commuting, the commute, commuter, commuters, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, transform, transforming, transformation, fallen from grace, fallen from heaven, lucifer, descending into hellPassengers checking for their train
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passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters, commute, commuting, train, trains, track, tracks, railway, station, stations, platform, platforms, subway, metro, underground, tube, checking, looking, watching, waiting, bending, craning, searching, waiting, leaning, impatient, impatience, public transportation