"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."
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"It would be a great honor for me to be counted as one of your successes."
"So why am I still so unhappy?"
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"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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"It was an amazing half hour."
"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"
"Naturally, as a cartoonist I've been handsomely rewarded."
Three Big Pigs
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"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."
We are here!
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"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
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"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"
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Most Likely to Succeed
"If you're not going to make something of yourself would you mind if I tried?"
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"But am I happy? Very."
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"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."
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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."
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"Failure is relative- to a dead person, you're a success."
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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