Successful Cartoons

"Actually, Lou, I think it was more than just my being in the right place at the right time. I think it was my being the right race, the right religion, the right sex, the right socioeconomic group, having the right accent, the right clothes, going to the right schools..."

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"

"It would be a great honor for me to be counted as one of your successes."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"I think this one's in the bag."

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

"You're never going to be happy if your only definition of success is Heaven."

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

"He works and plays well with others."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."