Suggestion Cartoons

"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."

Lunch Broker

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.

"I'll have the Chicken Roberto, on the advice of counsel."

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

"How about some little pads and pencils?"

"What's not disgusting?"

"Flax is this years tofu."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"Have you thought about a boob job?"

"Maybe it needs a caption."