"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"
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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."
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"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
"Sue the bastards."
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"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."
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"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."
"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"Your infection may be antibiotic-resistant, but let's see how it responds to intensive litigation."
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"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."
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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"The sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies."
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"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."
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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"
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"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."
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"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."
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